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TMI

Friday, July 27th, 2007
All About You
A survey that covers just about any question you could be asked about yourself. Very lengthy.
This survey has been taken 59 times so far.
General
What\’s your age? 41
Height? 5′8or9″
Weight? 180ish
Birthday? June 7
Birthplace? Los Angeles
Natural Hair Color? Dark brown/light gray
Eye Color? Hazel and/or Red
Race? Mutt
Religion? No thanks.
Medical
Have you had any surgeries? Just tonsils.
Any allergies? To everything.
Injuries? I run into things constantly.
Do you currently have an illnesses? Nothing major.
Personality
How would you describe yourself? Intelligent, funny, flirtacious, obsessive, sarcastic, ambivalent
What\’s your favorite food? My lasagna
Drink? Chocolate chocolate chip milkshakes.
Color? Something in a green.
Place? Somewhere remote and tropical.
What\’s your style of clothing? Jeans and a t-shirt when I can swing it.
What kind of music do you listen to? Almost anything that isn’t played in a dance club.
What do you like to do? Answer surveys with impossibly vague questions.
In your Partner
What is your ideal mate\’s hair color? A very specific shade of light brown.
Skin tone? Pale
Eye color? Green.
Height? My height or shorter.
Weight? Not too skinny. Wouldn’t want to break him.
Would you like him/her physically fit? Able to get himself out of bed is fine.
You like \’em smart? It’s a requirement.
Is your ideal partner tough or sweet? Somewhere in between
Does it matter if they\’re good in bed? If he’s ideal otherwise, he will be.
Girl or guy? Guy, with ~90% certainty.
Do you want to get married? I waffle on that one.
How about kids, and if so, how many? 2 or 3.
Sex
What\’s your orientation? Homostly.
You like naughty or nice? Both
Slow or fast? Both, please.
Hard or gentle? Depends on the situation.
Does BDMS turn you on or off? On, with limits.
Do you prefer pain or pleasure? At the more extreme ranges, pleasure definitely wins.
Do you masturbate? Yes.
If so, how often? Varies. Quite a bit recently.
Do you enjoy it, and if so, how do you do it? Yes, I do. I use a hand, usually.
Do you have a favorite toy? No.
Favorite position? No.
In condoms and lubricants, flavored or no? No.
How often would you like to get busy? Don’t have a good answer for that one.
Business Life
What\’s your job or what would you like to do? Network/Security Geek
Why? Why? I was born for this.
Is money more important then enjoying the job? No.
How much would you like to earn? I’m doing OK, but I accept raises.
Do you prefer group enviornments? Yes.
Would you like to work from home? Yes.
In Death
Who would you leave your possessions to? Whoever can use ‘em.
What do you want done to your body? Bury me in an old cemetery with a real headstone — the kind that’s hard to mow around.
Do you have any regrets? Tons.
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