Archive for the ‘internet’ Category

I Am a Sucker for Toilet Humor

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

Punt!

Friday, October 17th, 2008

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up
its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors.

- Joseph Addison

It’s been a hell of a couple weeks. I’ve been professionally violated by security and process auditors repeatedly over the span of the last few weeks, experienced one of the most exhausting on-call shifts ever last week, and have been running around in a seemingly endless state of tired and really annoyed for most of the month of October.

Since I haven’t had a chance to write much recently, I’m going to attempt to make up for it by directing you to the blogs of a couple people who have.

Drew’s Walkabout Blog

I’ve known Drew virtually for at least several months. Maybe longer; my sense of time has always been a little screwy. In any case, he’s a pretty amazing guy, and meeting him in person at this year’s Burning Man was definitely one of the high points of my trip.

Recently he’s been doing a trek to various fascinating parts of the globe and documenting them in his always very intelligent, insightful way, and I’ve really enjoyed keeping up with his travels. He’s also one hell of a photographer and his legs look amazing when he wears a skirt, but don’t tell him I said that.

World Wide Jeb

If you’re into queer, beer-swilling, Aussie metalheads, I have some good news: one actually exists. If you’ve ever followed that filtercore link at the bottom of the page you’ve already been introduced to the author of World Wide Jeb. He’s just started the latest incarnation of his blog, but I think I can guarantee it’ll be worth reading; Jeb is, without exaggeration, one of the most consistently hilarious writers I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. I have to be extremely drunk and have someone spin me around ten times and point me at a cliff before I get one-tenth as funny as Jeb is on an off day, and I’ll never look as good in a purple mohawk as he does. I secretly hate him for all of that, but he’s a great read anyway.

Mmmm… Guinness

Friday, August 15th, 2008


No, it’s not a real ad (and there’s a decent chance it won’t show up here since it’s been pulled from YouTube at least once), but I loved it anyway.

Update: Found a working copy elsewhere.

Yahoo Knows Where You Are

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Fire Eagle is Yahoo’s new geolocation service, and until today was available to a handful of developers who had managed to wrangle an invitation.

Fire Eagle is primarily intended to provide a standard way for other applications to store and retrieve data about where you are at any particular time. For example, you may have an application on your cell phone that sends GPS coordinates to Fire Eagle, where they can then be retrieved by another application that can inform you about places in the area that may be of interest to you. Yet another application may check your location against that of your friends, and let you know who’s nearby and what they’re up to.

I allow Fire Eagle to tell WikiNear exactly where I am at any time so that it can tell me about points of interest on the street I’m walking down when I access it from my cell phone’s browser, but I only let the location-based social network/Yelp hybrid Rummble to access the zip code I’m currently traveling through. Each application that access your location data can have different privacy settings, and you can choose to allow one application to know your exact street address, while only allowing another to know what country you’re in.

As an example of the sort of thing that can be done with a common access point for location data, you may have noticed a box that appeared in the upper right of these pages that showed where I was at any particular moment (it’s been temporarily removed due to an incompatibility with the version of WordPress I run here, but I’m sure it’ll be back in some form). At various times I may have Navizon determine where I am using information about the Wi-Fi hotspots nearby, or I may have checked in at the office using the Twitter-like Brightkite. These are two very different applications, but they share the ability to store data about my location in Fire Eagle’s databases. Once one of those applications had stored where I was at Fire Eagle, another applet could access that data and display my current city, state and zip code on my blog.

Fire Eagle’s just getting started, but already there are several interesting applications listed in their gallery that support the platform, and I’m sure many more are on the way.

Update:

Used a few elements of Klaus Komenda’sI Am Here” Wordpress plug-in with a little code of my own, and an improved version of the “Where Am I?” box in the upper right corner is back.

One of the Great Questions of Our Time

Thursday, March 27th, 2008


Ass GasketWhere does the tongue go? In the front or the back?

If you’ve got a Facebook account, Jimmie really wants to know. I’m not sure what that says about him, but he does.

He’s got a poll up here. At the time of this posting front and back are a 50/50 toss-up, with “I put my bare ass right on the seat” a close second.

If You’re Into Bitter, Tempestuous Alcoholics…

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008


An internet acquaintance of mine has a video log over at YouTube, and I highly recommend it. He’s charming, cute as hell, subtly geeky, and has a rotten, evil soul.

Check it out: The James D Show.

Because I Care About My Fellow Man

Friday, January 11th, 2008

This is a friend of a friend… I can’t confirm it myself, but I’ve been told he’s worth the price of admission, so to speak:

Cam Chat with me Because I’m Poor!

Updated: “Girls only, sorry dudes!”

Bummer.

How Do These Guys Make Money?

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

Got a momentary chuckle from some spam I received a few minutes ago trying to sell me a bogus diploma, and I didn’t even have to open it to get to the funny part:

From: Admin Office <Ricky_parsimonious@aclcargo.com>
To: trick@adonis.net
Date: Tue, 12 Jun 2007 16:34:02 -0800
Subject: Attention To Your Eductaion

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